Top funny joke of the week.
I Woke up Early in the morning to vintage style mother of the bride dresses
go to Work After dressing And
eating i went to the bus stop And
entered a Bus I was sitting In
between a woman and a Fat man
As the Journey Started I
discovered that This fat man Was
relaxing on My Body despite all
my effort To Make Him adjust
Then Out of anger I Shouted at
him"Oga Shift Na Let me get
fresh Air"He Shouted Back"Shut
up you brat I paid for this
Journey so Allow me to enjoy it
I Was boiling with anger Then i
thought of what to do so That he
would Shift then I
Shouted"People in this Bus Hear
me Out I Know That I Have Ebola
Sickness For Two months Now
But i am Not wicked ThAts Why I
am Pleading on This Man To Shift
Abeg...
The Next Thing i Heared was The
Screech Of the Tire And before i
Could say Jack Robbinson The
Driver Opened the Door and ran
as Fast as His Legs Could Carry
Him The Other passengers dived
Through the Window even the
Conductor through the Back
window
But The Woman And the Fat Man
was Laughing Loudly Then The
Fat Man Said"My Bro Don't Worry
Na How Them dey Do Ebola
People"The Woman With a Broad
smile Said"Abeg Bros Which
EBOLA medicine you Dey Use Eh
The one i dey use no de Work at
all.....
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My People i don't know i enter
that small window with speed, I
Cross three express, I even
Overtake 3 Tankers.
I Hope I no Get That Thing....??
I can see someone fainting.
Make I shift for you.