FOOTBAL Vs SEX: (1)Going to your girlfriend without Been invited is called OFFSIDE.(2) Having sex with a guy the same day after knowing him is called FREE-KICK.(3) Wearing a condom during sex is called GOAL-KEEPING.(4) when a condom breaks is called PENALTY.(5) When A girl Takes an abortion is called REDCARD.(6) Having sex with Ex-boy/girlfrnd is called FRIENDLY-MATCH.(7) Your girl use pills after sex but later she still gets pregnant is called DEFFENSIVE-ERROR.(8) Having sex with three boys in one day is called HAT-TRICK.(9) Eight years of sex without getting a child is called DRAW-GAME. convertible wears for bridesmaid With twist wrap